A Chicago man dies and goes to
hell.
When he gets there, the devil comes over to welcome him. The devil then says "sometimes it gets pretty
uncomfortable down here."
The man says, "No problem. I'm from Chicago."
So the devil goes
over to the thermostat, turns the temperature up to 100, and the humidity up to 80. He then goes back to the Chicago man to
see how he's doing. To the devil's surprise, the man is doing just fine.
"No problem...just like Chicago in
June," the man says.
So the devil goes back over to the thermostat, and turns the temperature up to 150, and
the humidity up to 90. He then goes back over to see how the Chicago man is doing.
The man is sweating a
little, but overall looks comfortable.
"No problem. Just like Chicago in July," the man says.
So now
the devil goes over to the thermostat, turns the temperature up to 200, and the humidity up to 100. When he goes back to see
how the man is doing, the man is sweating profusely, and has taken his shirt off. Otherwise, he seems OK.
He
says, "no problem. Just like Chicago in August."
Now the devil is really perplexed. So he goes back to the
thermostat, and turns the temperature down to MINUS 150 DEGREES. Immediately, all the humidity in the air freezes up, and the
whole place (meaning Hell) becomes a frigid, barren, frozen, deathly cold wasteland.
When he goes back now to
see how the Chicago man is doing, he is shocked to discover the man is jumping up and down, and cheering in obvious delight.
The devil immediately asks the man what's going on.
To which the Chicago man replies.....
"THE CUBS
WON THE WORLD SERIES!!!"
"THE CUBS WON THE WORLD SERIES!!!"
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