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Blonde quickies 101-120

101.

Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?

A: Tell her she's pregnant.

102.

Q: How do blondes get pregnant?

A: And you thought blondes were dumb.

103.

Q: What will she ask you?

A: "Is it mine?"

104.

Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?

A: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.

105.

Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?

A: To see what was on the other side.

106.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you?

A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

107.

Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?

A: So they know what day of the week it is.

108.

Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?

A: Because it kept falling out.

109.

Q: But why do brunettes take the pill ?

A: Wishful Thinking.

110.

Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel?

A: Because her boyfriend was also blond!

111.

Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?

A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.

112.

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

A: Her IQ goes up!

113.

Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A: A blonde parade.

114.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?

A: You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.

115.

Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?

A: Butter is difficult to spread.

116.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

A: You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.

A2: There is no difference. They're both round and have three holes to poke.

117.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?

A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".

118.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?

A: Bigfoot has been spotted.

119.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?

A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone.

120.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde girl and a blond guy?

A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.

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Blonde quickies 101-120