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181.
Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with
a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.
182.
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking
leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
183.
Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a
tree?
A: Wave at her.
184.
Q: What do you call a smart blond?
A: A golden
retriever.
185.
Q: How do you check a blonde's IQ?
A: With a tire gauge.
186.
Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
A: A 69 interrupted by a period.
187.
Q: What did
the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Doughnut seeds!"
188.
Q:
Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains
out.
189.
Q: Why do blonds have two more brain cells than a cow ?
A1: So they don't shit
everywhere when you pull their tits.
A2: So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.
190.
Q: Why aren't BLONDES good cattle herders?
A: Because the can't even keep two calves
together!
191.
Q: Why don't blonds breast feed?
A: Because they always burn their
nipples.
192.
Q: How did the blonde burn her nose?
A: Bobbing for french
fries.
193.
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
A: To cover up the valve
stem.
194.
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.
195.
Q:
What's a blonds' favourite rock group?
A: Air Supply.
196.
Q: What do you see when you look
into a blonde's eyes?
A: The back of her head.
197.
Q: Why do blondes drive VW's
A:
Because they can't spell PORSCHE!!
198.
Q: How do you make a blond laugh on Monday mornings
?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night !
199.
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because
sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
200.
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box
lids?
A1: So they know if it is morning or afternoon.
A2: So that when they're on the train they can tell if
they're going to work or coming home.
