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Three bulls heard via
the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among
them.
First Bull: "Boys, we all know I've been here 5 years. Once we settled our differences, we agreed on
which 100 of the cows would be mine. Now, I don't know where this newcomer is going to get HIS cows, but I ain't givin'
him any of mine."
Second Bull: "That pretty much says it for me, too. I've been here 3 years and have earned
my right to the 50 cows we've agreed are mine. I'll fight 'em till I run him off or kill 'im, but I AM KEEPIN' ALL MY
COWS."
Third Bull: "I've only been here a year, and so far you guys have only let me have 10 cows to "take
care of". I may not be as big as you fellows (yet) but I am young and virile, so I simply MUST keep all MY
cows."
They had just finished their big talk when an eighteen-wheeler pulls up in the middle of the pasture
with only ONE ANIMAL IN IT: the biggest Son-of-Another-Bull these guys had ever seen! At 4700 pounds, each step he took
toward the ground strained the steel ramp to the breaking point.
First Bull: "You know, it's actually been
some time since I really felt I was doing all my cows justice, anyway. I think I can spare a few for our new
friend."
Second Bull: "I'll have plenty of cows to take care of if I just stay on the opposite end of the
pasture from HIM. I'm certainly not looking for an argument."
They look over at their young friend, the 3rd
bull, and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns, and snorting -- the bull's equivalent of an Ape's beating his chest
or Man's bone-chilling, war-like cry of "Stay away from my Woman, Vato!!
First Bull: "Son, let me give you
some advice real quick. Let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it."
Third Bull: "Hell , Mister,
he can have ALL MY COWS.
I'm just making sure he knows I'M a bull!"
