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What did Adam say on the day before
Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve !
How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve
!
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?
The letter "D" !
What does Father Christmas
suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?
Santa Claustrophobia !
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on
Christmas Eve ?
Black mail !
Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ?
Santa Paws !
Why does Father Christmas go
down the chimney ?
Because it soots him !
Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?
Elephanta Claus !
How
many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?
Stacks !
Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve ?
Because he's
Sooty !
