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A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big lighter.
He asks
the man,"Where did you get such a big lighter?"
The man replies,"See that man playing piano over there?
He's a
genie and he'll grant you one wish."
So the guy walks over to the genie and says,"I wish for a million
bucks." All of a sudden the room fills up with a million ducks.
The man walks over to the guy with the lighter
and says, "That genie is a little hard of hearing isn't he."
The guy replies, "no kidding"!
You think
I asked for a 14 inch bic!"