This guy
is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.
One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to
himself, "It's not a ship." The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat." The speck gets even closer and
he thinks, "It's not a raft."
Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and
scuba gear. She comes up to the guy and says, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years!", he
says.
She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh
cigarettes.
He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag, and says, "Man, oh man! Is that good!"
Then she
asked, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?" He replies, "Ten years!"
She reaches over, unzips
her waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and gives it to him.
He takes a long swig and
says, "Wow, that's fantastic !" Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and she
says to him, "And how long has it been since you've had some REAL fun?"
And the man replies, "My God ! Don't
tell me that you've got golf
clubs in there!"
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