Dont tell your partner about that perfect present you almost bought.
Dont give the same Valentine card you gave your partner last year.

Dont buy the wrong size/brand of anything.
Don’t forget to wear clean underwear.

Dont tell your date you forgot your wallet again.

Dont leave your date alone with your parents, flatmates or pet.

Dont buy your partner household appliances for Valentines Day.

Dont wipe your nose on your sleeve.

Dont give your partner an engagement ring that was meant for someone else!

Don’t club baby fur seals.