What
do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..
! |
Why
are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
They both drop their needles
! |
Whats
Christmas called in England ?
Yule Britannia ! |
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas
?
Thanks, Ill never part with it ! |
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?
Beacause
a little water ends both of them ! |
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
A
pineapple ! |
What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
Platform shoes
! |
What
did the big candle say to the little candle ?
Im going out tonight
! |
Whats happens
to you at Christmas ?
Yule be happy ! |
How long does it take to burn a candle down ?
About
a wick ! |
