What
do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..
! |
Why
are Christmas trees like bad knitters ? They both drop their needles
! |
Whats
Christmas called in England ? Yule Britannia ! |
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas
? Thanks, Ill never part with it ! |
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ? Beacause
a little water ends both of them ! |
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ? A
pineapple ! |
What do you give a train driver for Christmas ? Platform shoes
! |
What
did the big candle say to the little candle ? Im going out tonight
! |
Whats happens
to you at Christmas ? Yule be happy ! |
How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About
a wick ! |