Question and Answer Valentine Jokes

Q: What do squirrels give for Valentines Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.

Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
A: Stick with me and well go places!

Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: Im stuck on you.

Q: Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed, guess who ?
A: A divorce lawyer.

Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch?
A: You turn me on.

Q: Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
A: No, but they had an apple.

Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A: Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand? Valentine Joke

Q: What did one snake say to the other snake?
A: Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey.
Knock, Knock,
Whos there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you!

Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A: Because it couldnt get a date.

Q: What is a rams favourite song on February 14th?
A: I only have eyes for ewe, dear

Q: What travels around the world but stays in one corner?
A: A stamp.

Q: What happens when you fall in love with a French chef?
A: You get buttered up.

Q: What is a vampires sweetheart called?
A: His ghoul-friend.

Q: If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her?
A: Antelope.