Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym.
His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The
doorman at the club greets them and says,
"Hey, Dave, how ya doin?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if
he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a
waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual
Budweiser. His wife is becoming uncomfortable and says, "You must
come
here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser".
"No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling
League. We share lanes with
them."
A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around
Dave.
"Hi Davey," she says, "Want your usual table dance?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse
and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the
door, he
jumps in beside her and she starts screaming at him.
The cabby turns his head and says,
"Looks like you
picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."!
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