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- Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!
Category: Marriage ecards, greeting cards - Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,
Category: Marriage ecards, greeting cards - Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
Category: Marriage ecards, greeting cards - Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.
Category: Marriage ecards, greeting cards - The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once.
Category: Marriage ecards, greeting cards - Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”
Category: Marriage ecards, greeting cards - Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.
Category: Marriage ecards, greeting cards - Before Marriage:-
He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!
After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top
Category: Marriage ecards, greeting cards - Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
.
.
.
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
Category: Marriage ecards, greeting cards - True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!
Category: Marriage ecards, greeting cards - After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.
Category: Marriage ecards, greeting cards - A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!
Category: Marriage ecards, greeting cards - Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Category: Marriage ecards, greeting cards - Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!
Category: Marriage ecards, greeting cards - A good marriage would be between
a Blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne
Category: Marriage ecards, greeting cards - He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom upwards!!!
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