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- 1 memon subha so ko utha to
dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay.
Wo foran kitchen me gaya or
apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or
bola,“1 banday ka nashta kam banana”
Category: Misc Jokes ecards, greeting cards - I met money 1 day I said:
U r just a piece of paper.
Money smiled & said,
ofcourse Im a piece of paper,
but I havn’t seen a dustbin in my life.
Category: Misc Jokes ecards, greeting cards - Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk
khana kha raha tha,
kisi ne pocha kab tuk khao gay?
Pathan:me to khud kha-kha k dukhi hon,
per kia karon card me likha tha Dinner 7 to 10PM.
Category: Misc Jokes ecards, greeting cards - Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!
Category: Misc Jokes ecards, greeting cards - Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!
Category: Misc Jokes ecards, greeting cards - A father asks peon:
How are the studies in this college?
Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright,
I had also completed my engineering
from the same college!
Category: Misc Jokes ecards, greeting cards - Ek ladki paidal chale ja rahi thi,
Ladka awaz deta hai,
ae diwani peeche murkar dekh
tera dupatta jameen se ghisa ja raha hai,
Ladki jawab deti hai-
ae diwane tu kya jane
ye bhi apna faraz nibha raha hai,
koi chum na le mere kadmon ki mitti ko
isi liye nishan mitata ja raha hai.
Category: Misc Jokes ecards, greeting cards - Pappu pinko ko pasand karta hay
aur Pinki Pappu k bhai ko
Jab k pappu k bhai ko Pinki ki behan achi lagti hai
aur Pinki ki behan ko Pappu ko pasand karti hai
Halan-k pappu pehle hi pinki ko chahta hai
Ab jab-k pinko ko pappu acha nahin lagta
aur Pappu ka bhaipinki k liye razi nahi hay
aur Pappu pinki ki behan se pyar nahin karta
jab k Pinki ki behan ko pappa ka bhai acha nahin lagta
To ye unka personal problem hay,
Aap kion apna dimagh kharab ker rahe ho
Category: Misc Jokes ecards, greeting cards - Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se,
Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se,
Tu lakh khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh,
Mohalay me Kitna kachra jama hai tere na any se.
Category: Misc Jokes ecards, greeting cards - 1 admi ne ghalti se bijli ka tar cho lia,
wo marne hi wala tha k usi waqt light chali gaye
or wo marne se bach gia,
us ne khushi se jhoom ker kaha {GEO MUSHARAF}
Category: Misc Jokes ecards, greeting cards - Mujhe apni mohabbat ka aitbar to do,
Main toot k chahoon tumhein yeh ikhtiar to do,
Guzarti hi nahin ab ye zindagi tanha,
Apna 1 friend udhaar to do..
Category: Misc Jokes ecards, greeting cards - 1 pathan aero plane me pilot
say headphone cheen leta hai.
Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?
Pathan says:
Ticket ka paisa hum bhare
aur gana tum akela suney:p
Category: Misc Jokes ecards, greeting cards - 1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se:
yaar merey father ka inteqal ho gaya hai,
Pakistani:
Abay yaar,
China ki chizon mein yehi masla hai..! ;-)
Category: Misc Jokes ecards, greeting cards - Subha se le kar sham tak,
Sham se le ker raat tak,
Raat se le kar subha tak,
Subha se phir shaam tak
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Bus yaar light ne tang kia howa hay
Category: Misc Jokes ecards, greeting cards - ishq main barbadi na kerwa lena,
Apne ammi k arman khak mai na mila dena,
jo paise ghar se sabzi laane k liye milte hain,
unka easy load na karwa lena
Category: Misc Jokes ecards, greeting cards - BAHU K 1-2 affair sunne k baad sasur ne suicide karli
3-4 k baadpati ne suicide kar li,
magar SAAS chup rahi.
Why?
“KION K SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI”.
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