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  • Wife: If I die what will u do?
    Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!

    Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
    Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

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  • Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
    and pease so here are some sleeping pills.

    Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
    Doctor:They are for you.!!

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  • How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
    Yr 1.Janu
    Yr 2.O G.
    Yr 3.Sunte ho?
    Yr 1.O bunty k pappa
    Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?
    Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

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  • Wife:
    Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
    Main aap ko save karti,

    Husband:
    Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
    Main her haftay tumhe change karta ;-)

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  • Tofani barish mein rat ko,
    shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya
    SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?
    Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia
    meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?

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  • Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
    Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
    lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(

    Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
    to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

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  • Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
    1 churail kabhi mere age
    kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
    Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
    Husband:Apni shadi ki

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  • Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi,
    Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi,

    Phir woh meri mangetr bani,
    Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha

    Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,
    Hum dono bolte hain
    or
    muhalla sutna hai

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  • Last night was my fault,
    my wife asked,
    “what’s on the TV?”
    and ….. I said, “dust!”

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  • Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
    k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
    HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
    Wife: aisa kion?
    Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
    usey jannat kehte hain

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  • Husband:u will never succeed
    in making that dog obey u!
    Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
    I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

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  • Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
    Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
    police station me complain dijiyee.
    Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
    kuch samajh nahin aa raha

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  • My wife and I
    were happy for 20 years.
    Than we met.

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  • Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
    mein galian kion de rahey thai?
    Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..

    Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
    Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha

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  • Husband - tum kon hoo

    Biwi - pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye

    HUSBAND - nasha her gham bhola deta hai

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  • Husband:
    ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain
    chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti?
    WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai
    2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?

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